anyone else feel like when you pass by a field with bales of hay . that its like driving by a herd of some animals
these are creatures to me
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having a bathroom spider is so beautiful. like yes this is my friend Advil Two hes grown to the size of a crumb and he caught an ant today
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dmv: can i have you birth certificate
me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️
dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license
me: its so small and cute! 😳
dmv: just like you! ☺️
can’t get an algorithm like this on twitter
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tumblr in 1623 was probably like, “I don’t know why but melancholia is just so he/him and hysteria is so she/her”
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(via pathetic-gamer)
Bruno mars was so real for uptown funk
I love that we all keep measuring time by when the Pokémon go summer was
(via huffylemon)
Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it’s resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don’t want to endanger anyone
DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE’S MY NEXT SONG, “EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS”








